"Wherever it is"

This is funny. I like it because it's amusing, and because it references Aliza Shvarts.

You have to be on your toes, because the next big repugnant masterpiece could happen anywhere, at any time. More and more I find myself traveling to Sweden, California, or wherever Yale University is just to get a glimpse of a duck being force fed pâté-filled Oreos.

I still maintain that the Shvarts piece was artistic, but I concede that when described, it sounds gratuitously silly.